Moon Ambulance Gag

[ Scene - night - large full moon rises with goofy face, rocket stuck in right eye, astronaut's legs wiggling around - suck head-first in the rocket: Close up, flashing red light - top of an ice cream truck is lit up as the light spins around, center frame. The sound of low sirens wails in the distant night. Behind the light is a blur of black and blue silhouette buildings with tiny white windows moving slowly from left to right. ] [ This takes 7.5 seconds. ] [ CUT TO: wide - 3/4 angle - glass door to backyard visible behind - outside backyard: normal small birds land on an ornate bird feeder with a fountain, looking for food. They splash around in the water. Nothing. A Couple on a wide double-Decker couch inside, reading news papers and blowing many small and large spit bubbles with their nostrils. Man looks at the woman: " FED BIRD FEEDER, FEED? " The woman laughs playfully: "No way joe-zay-con-say-ko! " There's a knock on the window. Camera pans over slowly revealing a Large (6 foot tall!) colorful cartoon balloon-animal Parrot, holding an empty bowl towards camera - he bends down, ducking under the low-hanging roof. Angry eyebrow, red-glowing eyes crouching, he tosses the bowl and it becomes a dove and flies upward to heaven perhaps - He knocks harder and says, giving the stink-eye and puff himself up to appear larger, small feathers flying everywhere: " Polly wants his cracker... POLLY NEEDS HIS CRACKER... NOW!!!" [ Parrot returns to normal, moves back, and stands up again. Man and woman say together, laughing hysterically, falling over themselves, crying: " NO FEED FED IN THE BIRD FEEDER FEED TODAY! " The parrot - gentle now, kind, timid, shy - holding his hands together, clasped by his right thigh, turned to that side, swinging back and forth. Stilted, halting, One-word sentences, like a toddler : " MWOH-KAY, Misses Bird Feeder Woman! KIND! " [ Left foot shuffling around - He looks far off in the distance, then slowly left and right as he scans the room aimlessly with his eye balls ] Then he farts a toxic green cloud from his ears - sounds like: " plububublubububbb! " He says: [ smugly, with complete satisfaction, breathing in the toxic green cloud deeply with his nose, there is no toxic green mist now, he snorted it all. ] "SMELLS GREAT!" [ exhale green toxic mist in billows out in all direction, way more than went in, like a fire-hose! ] " MORE?!? " [ This takes 7.5 seconds. ] The whole video should total 2 parts at 7.5 seconds each for a total video length of 15 minutes.