Cartoon Strongman Rose

[ Scene: 1990s Cartoon Mascot - Super Heroes, but absolutely NO " Super Man " symbols / logos! to be seen anywhere. Fish-eye lens - clay animation - thumb prints visible - wide round mouths, with fat lips - rounded, as if on a hill ] CLOSE UP: Proud Striking Middle-Age Super Powered Canadian Man [ ENERGY - blue and bright yellow electric blots shoot out of all sides of his body - Super Powered Canadian Man with very light pockmarks on his cheeks, a small scar on the left side of his mouth - coming out from the mouth and going straight out left 2 inches and lined up 2 inches below the nostril - wearing a light blue Domino mask, nothing covering the head or face, with a Navy Blue Cape blowing in the wind - light blue Super Suit up to the neck - Navy blue Super Boots - about 6ft tall - 3/4 view - standing with fists (visible) held at both sides. Spiky light-blond hair, light goatee and light beard, wearing a Canadian Flag Suit, Solid Navy Blue Top Hat, holding a long Red-White-Canadian Flag-White-Red colored Cane / Magic Wand with Maple colored Canadian Maple Leaf on the tip / Sparkles and Dust drift out off the glowing tip. Rocky Mountains from British Columbia and a calm Lake, a small Island in the distance - on that island is The CN Tower, bright, clear sky, sunny, covered in rainbows - a smiling sun made of clay casts a healing ray of sunshine on the CN Tower - the CN Tower grows a little bigger. [Screen right] During all this, a small canoe with one paddler, far away on the lake is slowly moving left. Paddling slowly in the distance, right, is the same Super Powered Canadian Man, - 5 times more muscle mass, busting at the seams - wearing a gigantic fake twisted mustache and glasses, purple suspenders with big gold buttons - on his head is a Huge green chef's hat with the letter " W " written on it, Navy Blue Letter with pail white background in the shape of a Moose with antlers that has 3 points each [Crash zoom! ] Snickering loudly, snorting green toxic gas out from his comically large schnoz - in unison with his paddling, he says: " SLOP! SLOP! SLOP! " Loons swim gracefully o.n the Lake, ripples. Sun hangs low in the sky, nearly night, the full large pail moon is rising. Behind all that is an enormous Canadian Flag, rippling proudly from a gentle unseen breeze. Amazing, fantastical, increasingly elaborate FIREWORKS shoot off behind Super Powered Canadian Man. All of this continues until the video ends - Super Powered Canadian Man stands still, comically flapping his mouth up and down, up and down, up and down, raising his eyebrows occasionally, smiling, never blinking, eyes becoming bloodshot, as the breeze continues to blow, moving his cape rapidly in the wind. Super Powered Canadian Man's mouth is almost too wide. Behind him flies a Super Beaver - no Super suit - Domino mask shaped like Moose antlers with 3 points on each side. ALL of this continues until the end of the video. All of this takes place within 15 seconds.