Broom Ride Crash

Prompt

Use @CAT the exact facial identity of the main character. Preserve the same facial proportions, hairstyle, skin tone, and recognizable identity throughout the entire video. The character must be a real human, not an animal. Create a 10-second vertical 9:16 ultra-photorealistic comedy video, resembling genuine handheld smartphone footage on a sunny suburban American street during golden hour. Environment: A long straight residential asphalt road, modern suburban houses, neatly maintained green lawns, sidewalks, wooden utility poles, overhead power lines, clear blue sky, and warm natural sunlight. A tall gray metal street sign stands beside the sidewalk on the right. 0–2 seconds: A small human figure with the exact face from @CAT far down the middle of the road, riding a traditional wooden witch's broomstick through the air. The character rapidly approaches the camera, becoming larger in frame. 2–4.5 seconds: The character flies extremely close to the camera at low altitude, smiling happily and waving one hand directly at the viewer while sitting astride the broomstick. Their face is clearly visible and identical to @CAT . Hair and clothing flutter in the wind. The handheld camera naturally pans right to follow. 4.5–5.7 seconds: While distracted by waving at the camera, the character accidentally flies directly into the gray metal street sign beside the sidewalk. A loud comedic metallic CLANG is heard. The sign bends and falls to the ground. The broomstick tilts sideways, and the character tumbles harmlessly onto the sidewalk in an exaggerated slapstick fall. 5.7–7.5 seconds: The character lands safely on the sidewalk beside the fallen sign. The camera shakes slightly. The character lies briefly on the ground looking dazed, awkwardly rolls over, and sits up without injury. 7.5–10 seconds: The character slowly turns toward the camera and looks directly into the lens with an exaggerated innocent, confused expression, pretending absolutely nothing happened. Hold the awkward, funny facial expression until the video ends. The fallen street sign remains clearly visible. Visual style: Authentic viral smartphone footage, photorealistic real-world textures, realistic anatomy, believable broomstick flying motion, natural facial expressions, detailed clothing physics, warm golden-hour sunlight, realistic environmental shadows, subtle camera shake, natural motion blur, excellent comedic timing. Sound effects: Gentle suburban ambience, rushing wind, magical flying whoosh, sharp metallic CLANG at impact, sign rattling and collapsing, soft slapstick landing sound, then a brief moment of comedic silence. Identity preservation: Maintain the exact same @CAT in close-up, side profile, movement, collision, and final reaction. Avoid: Blood, injury, gore, changing identity, deformed face, extra limbs, duplicated character, floating broomstick parts, impossible body movement, unrealistic collision, cartoon aesthetic, text, subtitles, logos, watermarks. Negative Prompt face swap errors, inconsistent facial identity, changing hairstyle, different person, animal features, cat face, dog face, extra fingers, extra arms, missing legs, distorted anatomy, floating without a broomstick, broken broom physics, teleportation, character duplication, object flickering, unrealistic street sign collision, stiff body animation, excessive camera movement, severe injury, blood, gore, cartoon, 3D animation, low resolution, blurry face, watermark, text overlays