Forest River Comedy

Prompt

[Beautiful British Columbia forest backdrop with calm flowing river.] [POV: riding the river forward. Beavers nibble at trees on the riverbank]: A Moose appears, standing on two legs, drinking a cup of coffee, wearing a Canadian flag flannel shirt, talking to a brown bear, standing on two feet, farting out small green clouds with small skull and cross-bones in them (fart, fart, fart). The brown bear winces each time a green cloud puffs out. They pause and look towards camera. They wave.] [Log-driver, wearing a knitted cap with a palm-palm on it) floats by the moose and bear on the river (left). Log-driver jumps gracefully, floating slowly, over the smiling moose and bear. A grinning sun rises slowly in the sky behind all this, pulls out sunglasses and puts them on, holds up a peace sign and gargles loudly. Log-driver floats on a single log and exists stage left. All this takes place within 15 seconds.